Jessica Simpson Hoo Flung Poo would rike one dish of wonton, and a side order of roobie. Oh Jessica Simpson yoo Hoo Flung Poo dleam girl,but Hoo Flung Poo leed yoo want to mally Tony Lomo. Hoo Flung Poo can say nothing bad about Tony Lomo but yoo should at reast date the ”Poostah” to see if maybe he might be one yoo want. I leady to settle down and maybe have rittle Poostah’s. Maybe yoo rike Hoo Flung Poo better. Maybe yoo go out on date with Poostah, Tony Lomo know the man lules and it say may best man win.Now it time for comment….Hai!

Blitney Speah Hoo Flung Poo want to go out and pahty with yoo. When we go on date to Mr.Chow? I take yoo out to crub and go dance, Hoo Flung Poo want to ”Get Down”. When yoo want to see the pahty king flom Beijing, oh Blitney once yoo pahty with the king yoo no want ordinary egg loll. Hoo Flung Poo have king size egg loll yoo know. Yoo rook rike yoo do much better see yoo risten to Hoo Flung Poo he alway light. Yoo cawll Hoo Flung Poo he know how to, how yoo say in engrish ”get fleak on”. We pahty blitney rike it 1999 yoo call the Poostah he not know how to reach yoo. Now it time for comment….Hai!.

Hoo Flung Poo see leal stah up close otha day. Hoo Flung Poo go for runch at Macy store and walk light by Lebecca Lomaine and guy flom stand by me movie. I so solly Lebecca Hoo Flung Poo not lealize it was yoo, I had bad clab langoon and not mean to ret chinese air dumpling go as I walk by your table. So solly and rook it’s Rindsey Rohan as Mararyn Monloe. See Rindsey Hoo Flung Poo make air dumpling too, we say yoo make nice picture and have leal nice ass, but watch out for bad clab langoon they make how yoo say in engrish big fots…Now time for comment….Hai!

Hey rook it’s that clazy ode fot flom t.v. show sruts next door. How he get all the action he rook rike Mr.Burns from Simpsons. Hoo Flung Poo change subject and want to comment on other post because he read story about clazy nerd gang cawlled Anonymous. They the clazy retods hoo send terror letters filled with chemicals to Scientologists. And they threaten people too, Hoo Flung Poo not know hoo is clazier the terrorist nerd gang cawlled Anonymous or Scientologist, it’s a coin frip. But at reast Scientologist not dumb enough to commit terrorist act and then say they want to plotest. Hoo Flung Poo raughing hahahahahahahaha hohohohohohohohohohohoho! Once yoo closs the rine there no turn back, yoo can’t be terror group then say solly. Yoo wanted climinals they know hoo yoo are this is not Al Capone Day’s . They watching yoo on satelite they risten and monitor yoo. How yoo say in engrish ” YOO SCLOOWED, UP SHIT CLEEK WITH NO PADDLE”. The whole net know hoo yoo are. Yoo commit clime rike Osama Bin Raden they going to throw away key on yoo. Hoo Flung Poo say have fun clazy Anonymous manhumpers yoo going to get prenty of manhumper action in srammer. Oh yoo no dlop soap! Now yoo rike Al Capone but Hoo Flung Poo cawll yoo Irkel Capone hahahahahahah hohohohohohoho…… Yeah yoo big bad gang yoo no lumble yoo plotest and say solly hahahahahhohohoho…Irkel and the Manhumpers your new name…hahahahhohohoho…Anonymous new motto is ” We no forgive and no forget to wear radie panties”……hahhahahahhohohoho….They not need wise beard man they need wise beard man attawney…..hahahahahhohohohoho….Now it time for comment…..Hai!

Beyonce Hoo Flung Poo send yoo a Valentine day gleeting. Yoo won flesh hot piece of won ton, would yoo rike to pahty with Hoo Flung Poo. They call me the pahty king flom Beijing and I know how to prease the radies! Beyonce yoo rook rike how yoo say in engrish hot to tlot, oh Beyonce ret Hoo Flung Poo make ruv to yoo.Yoo know yoo can’t lesist the ”Poostah” we no have to tell Jay Z we can have seclet affayah. He never know and what he not know won’t botha, so be Hoo Flung Poo’s valentine Beyonce. Lemember Hoo Flung Poo cantonese gigiro and yoo know what the radies are saying about Poo. Yoo can call me Poo that can be are seclet ruv name and yoo Hoo Flung Poo Applooved!….. Now it time for comment….Hai!

Hoo this gang of nerds on the intahnet that call themselves Anonymous? They sending bad terror letters to scientologist. Hoo Flung Poo no rike Scientology and also no rike these retods hoo call themselves Anonymous. Hoo they think they are flom levenge of nerd movie, two longs no make a light. They say no mess with Anonymous or they no forgive and no forget. Well Hoo Flung Poo give yoo something to remember then. WHAT YOO SAY NOW ANONYMOUS MAN HUMPERS! I tell yoo why they call themselves Anonymous because they rike to go to Anonymous manhumper groryhole. That right Hoo Flung Poo take no shit flom groryhole Anonymous manhumper nerds. I raughing at yoo Anonymous hoo yoo think yoo are big gang, big scary intahnet nerd gang, hahahahahahaha yoo no mess with Hoo Flung Poo. Yoo intahnet butt langlers!……Hoo Flung Poo talk with hot radies not go to pickle park groryhole rike Anonymous manhumper nerds they big joke. Now it time for people to make comment….Hai!

Blitney it time too start new rife, yoo no need bad riff raff in your rife yoo risten too Hoo Flung Poo. Rook at the picture yoo won hot peice of won ton. Yoo ret Hoo Flung Poo show yoo his wisdom, Hoo Flung Poo go on date with yoo if yoo want, he could be loyal boyflend but he not know yoo. Yoo no need liff raff in your rife yoo start over with new man. Hoo Flung Poo here for Yoo I much better than riff raff and I good with kids too, I no cleep rike Abner why yoo go with him he rook rike man humper…..Now it time for people to make comment…..Hai!

Hoo Flung Poo no wish any bad to Blitney Speah only good, me hope she feel good. Hollywood can be bad place for stah. It have velly velly cleepy people it good her palents kick cleepy man away from her. They do right thing they good, Sam Rufti bad. Blitney you no want cleep rike him, when you feel good Hoo Flung Poo take you to Mr. Chow and cleep rike Sam Rufti no mess with Hoo Flung Poo or he get kung fu dlagon kick! Those cleeps stay away flom yoo Hoo Flung Poo take no shit flom them. Hoo Flung Poo take caya of business rike Elwvis Plesley say. You send computer mail to me and I talk to yoo…. Hai

Hoo Flung Poo say to all the radies ” no hate playah hate game” Hoo Flung Poo can no help he radies man. Ancient Chinese saying go: Man with many radies still no happy until he find one radie he want and when he meet special radie he wooship hah till end of time. Now time to call sruts….. Sayanara!…Hai!

Jessica Simpson you make my Chinese spah rib fall light off bone! Do you rike Chinese food dish calwed Char Siu Bao (steamed buns with barbecued pork). Yoo won hot piece of yellow tailw I bet your sweet and sour sauce leal tangy. I know you go with Tony Lomo well Hoo Flung Poo wait and how you say in engrish sit on bench. Yoo perfect girlw for Hoo Flung Poo we score leal high in cerebrity rove match you girl of many talents. Maybe you go out with Hoo Flung Poo and we no tell Tony Lomo he never know. Hoo Flung Poo how you say in engrish on the plowl for hot piece of ass rike yoo. I cantonese gigoro all the radies want Hoo Flung Poo’s egg loll. It no John Mayah mini spling loll he hung rike field mouse, Hoo Flung Poo’s eggloll is king size! Hoo Flung Poo try and find upskrt picture of you and he no can find, you crassy radie. Now it time for people to make comment… Yoo Hoo Flung Poo Aplooved! Sayanara…Hai!